so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
people are going to start walking around with unlit cigarettes after this dumb fucking movie premiers i just know it
fun game: sneak up behind them with lighters and watch the fuckers choke