I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
(via theworld-is-myenemy)
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at Tumblr, maybe they’ll realize they’re just buying a bunch of porn
think twice Yahoo—
think. twice.
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
(via nicktegarcholachizi)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via spoonfulofwilson)
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
(via spoonfulofwilson)
when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicidethat’s pretty fucking metalI’d say it’s pretty fuckingbananas
(via hellboundbrothers)











